Let me save you guys some trouble: They were. (It’s like getting divorced on Christmas Eve)

February 2022

“Last week, Donald Trump’s longtime accounting firm Mazars USA cut ties with the former president and his family, saying financial statements they prepared for him from 2011 to 2020 should ‘no longer be relied upon.’ In other words, ‘We are not going to prison with you, Mr. Trump.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The New York attorney general and Manhattan district attorney have been trying to determine whether the insurers, lenders and others Trump dealt with were misled about the strength of his finances. Let me save you guys some trouble: They were.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I tell you, there’s nothing more depressing than getting dumped by your accountant during tax season. It’s like getting divorced on Christmas Eve.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I like the idea of Donald Trump angrily now setting up a TurboTax account to get his taxes done.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”