"Despite the fact that the Ukraine has been all over the news for the past few weeks, a survey found that 64 percent of U.S. students still couldn't find Ukraine on a map. Said Vladimir Putin, 'Soon nobody will.'" –Seth Meyers
"Russia suspended coverage of the Oscars last night. They didn't show it. And I'm going to guess they're not going to show the Tony Awards either." –Conan O'Brien
"Anybody see the Academy Awards last night? I watch every year to make sure I'm not in the dead actors montage." –David Letterman
"The Olympics are done. The Russians have nothing to do so they invaded Crimea." –David Letterman
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