It was my birthday yesterday. I don’t see myself as getting older, I see myself as becoming a milder variant. —Bill Maher
January 21st is the 2 year anniversary of when they found the first case of Covid in America, a 34 year old man in Seattle. I gotta tell this guy to stop putting Patient Zero on your Tinder profile, it’s impressing no none. —Bill Maher
It’s two years in and if you hadn’t gotten it yet, you are either very diligent or you have no friends. —Bill Maher
This thing has been going on too long. People want to know when I can get back to not going to the gym. —Bill Maher
Anybody remember the movie Soylent Green? The classic futuristic movie from the 1970’s. Do you know what year it took place? 2022. So I am going to take this as a note of optimism. At least we’re doing better than that. At least we’re not eating people. —Bill Maher
After one year as president, Joe Biden’s job approval rating is at 33%, the lowest for any president ever, even lower than Trump. 33%? If he were a movie he would be rated certified rotten. —Bill Maher
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