“There is troubling evidence from the Trump White House in the days after the 2020 election. Over the weekend, Politico obtained and published a draft executive order from 16 December 2020 which ordered the defense secretary to seize voting machines in battleground states. The author of the draft order remains unknown, though Trump himself has been ruled out because there’s no dipping sauce on any of the pages.” Kimmel quipped. —Jimmy Kimmel
“The militarization of the election was a last-ditch effort to keep Trump in power. A Sieg Hail Mary, if you will.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“In other 6 January fallout news, Trump has expressed fury that the House committee intends to interview his daughter Ivanka. As he said in a statement: ‘They’re using these things to try and get people’s minds off how incompetently our country is being run. And they don’t care. They’ll go after children.’ He knows Ivanka is 40, right? I mean, I know he missed a lot of birthdays, but … you can’t call them children and also put them in charge of peace in the Middle East. It’s one or the other.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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