which is ironic because that's how I met my wife (I got here as quick as I could)

"Because of the scandal Larry Craig had to resign his position on the Mitt Romney campaign. So not much chance of getting his mitts on Romney now. "The arresting officer said their eyes met through the crack in the bathroom stall door, which is ironic because that's how I met my wife." --Jay Leno

"Today President Bush was in New Orleans for the two-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. When he arrived in New Orleans he told the mayor 'I got here as quick as I could.'" --Jay Leno

     

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