The ABC's of Respecting Women (Baby's First Pepper Spray)

     

"So obviously, the president has a better idea [on screen: Bush saying, 'I believe the best approach is to put more power in the hands of individuals. By empowering people and their doctors...']. Okay, I'm just going to stop him right there. I think I figured out the disconnect here. I think I figured out the problem. 'Empowering people and their doctors.' See, he thinks the uninsured have doctors." --Jon Stewart

    

"For the past month, everyone's been talking about the feud between Kanye West and 50 Cent. Who would win their album sales war? Well, nation, after releasing their albums on the same day, the numbers are in. Kanye's album 'Graduation' sold 957,000 copies, while 50's 'Curtis' only sold 691,000. Now I have disagreed with Kanye in the past, but he sold more albums, so the market has spoken -- George Bush doesn't care about black people." --Stephen Colbert

     

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