like a giant squid having sex with Bigfoot as the ghost of Jim Morrison claps giddily (War is Swell)

"Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld were both on television last night answering questions. A very unusual occurrence. Let me see if I can put it in some kind of perspective for you. To see a giant squid, that's unusual. Certainly a Bigfoot sighting, very rare. But Rumsfeld and Cheney answering questions on the same day on television? It would be like a giant squid having sex with Bigfoot as the ghost of Jim Morrison claps giddily." --Jon Stewart

"The new prime minister of England visited New York this week. It's been reported that on Monday, Prime Minister Gordon Brown of England secretly met with Bill Clinton. By the way, it was Bill Clinton's seventh secret meeting of the day." --Conan O'Brien

     

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