I wanted to reach out to all my constituents and their penises (F for Fantastic)

"Republican senator from Idaho Larry Craig has pled guilty to lewd behavior in a men's room. The senator said I wanted to reach out to all my constituents and their penises." --Conan O'Brien

"The police report says he tapped his foot, which means 'I want gay sex.' And, also means I'll never wear my iPod to the bathroom again." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Needless to say, Senator Craig is also anti-gay marriage and gays in the military, which I think, shows he doesn't let his personal needs interfere with his work." --Jimmy Kimmel, on Larry Craig's bathroom incident

    

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