Top Ten Reasons David Letterman is coming out of retirement

     

"I was watching the news on television earlier, and George Bush says the economy is in danger. Nothing gets past this guy! Wow! Like a steel trap." --David Letterman

     

"You know, we've made a lot of jokes about Dick Cheney and hunting and shooting his buddies in the face but he really is a great sportsman. I mean, before he shoots the pheasant, he makes it dig its own grave." --David Letterman

      

"Here's what I don't understand: Rudolph Giuliani had three wives and he's not the Mormon candidate?" --David Letterman

     

"This is good news: President Bush says he's going to finally take some action on global warming, because he became very alarmed when another chunk of ice broke off his mother." --David Letterman

     

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