Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Quick, somebody, get a real doctor/Amazon Primo/Jabba the Weinstein



A couple ordered a package from Amazon and included with their stuff was 65 pounds of marijuana. It was only then that the couple realized that they’d accidentally signed up for “Amazon Primo.” –Conan O’Brien

Everyone’s OK, but last Friday, Dr. Phil hit a skateboarder with his car. Dr. Phil was overheard yelling, “Quick, somebody, get a real doctor.” –Conan O’Brien
      
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

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