After past
accusations of racism, attorney general nominee Senator Jeff Sessions said
today, “I abhor the Klan and its hateful ideology.” Though he refused to answer
the follow-up question, “Klu Klux or Wu Tang?” –Seth Meyers
Eric Trump recently
said that the Trump Organization will “probably not” pursue business deals in
Russia in the next few years. They’ll also “probably not” tell us if they do.
–Seth Meyers
Music streaming app
Spotify today offered President Obama a job as “President of Playlists.” And
they say America isn’t racist – white ex-presidents get offered jobs as
corporate lobbyists and they ask the black guy if he wants to be a DJ. –Seth
Meyers

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