I’m just sleeping with her to get close to you (chill out and smoke some marijuana)

Today on Capitol Hill, Trump’s pick for attorney general, Jeff Sessions, was grilled by senators during the first confirmation hearing of the Trump administration. Sessions is a controversial pick. For instance, in the past, he’s been a vocal opponent of marijuana legalization. At one point he said, “Good people don’t smoke marijuana.” That dude needs to chill out and smoke some marijuana. –James Corden

Another controversial moment was in 1986, when Sessions was accused of racism while up for a federal judgeship. Sessions responded, “I am not a racist. I am not insensitive to blacks.” And as everyone knows, the best way to prove you’re not a racist is to use the term “blacks.” –James Corden

Donald Trump appointed his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, as White House senior adviser. I bet when they first met, Trump was like, “What are your intentions with my daughter?” Kushner was like, “I’ll be honest. I’m just sleeping with her to get close to you.” And Trump was like, “Nice.” –James Corden