Over the weekend,
three pages of Donald Trump's 1995 tax return were leaked, revealing that he
declared a $916 million loss from his three Atlantic City casinos. That's
right. Donald Trump lost money on casinos. You know what they say, "The
house always loses." –Stephen Colbert
But here's the
thing, as a real estate developer, he was able to use that loss to wipe out
more than $50 million a year in taxable income over 18 years. Well, when life
gives you lemons, don't pay taxes. –Stephen Colbert
It's not like
Donald Trump does his own taxes. He's not there doing the numbers. Shouldn't we
really be voting for his accountant? Jack Mitnick. Something about the
"Mitt" that sounds so presidential. –Stephen Colbert
Lady Gaga told
People magazine that her new album was influenced by the men in her life.
Taylor Swift was like, “Hey! Stay in your lane, pal.” –Jimmy Fallon
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