You know, at least when Clinton got blown it was in private (Shoot me! Shoot me!)

"The guy who got shot said 'my family and I are deeply sorry for everything the vice president and his family had to go through this weekend.' Wow, that is one loyal Republican. He also referred to the buckshot wound in his face as 1,000 points of light." --Bill Maher

"These people have drank the Kool-Aid. Vice President Cheney himself made an appearance in Wyoming, and his supporters were shouting 'Shoot me! Shoot me!'" --Bill Maher

"They just seem to be wrapped in bubbles, surrounded by sycophants.  Bush was in Tampa today in front of one of those invited audiences he speaks to. The first question, this is not a joke, said the nation was blessed to have Bush as president. That was a question. The second one referred to Jeb as 'your great brother.' You know, at least when Clinton got blown it was in private." --Bill Maher