This morning they denied Trump is running for president (can u spare a surplus?)

The Trump campaign isn't denying the authenticity of the forms, which is remarkable, considering the fact that they deny almost everything. This morning they denied Trump is running for president. –Jimmy Kimmel

LeBron James endorsed Hillary Clinton over the weekend. Which Clinton says for her campaign is a real home run. –Seth Meyers

Mike Pence and Tim Kaine will face-off tomorrow night in the only vice presidential debate of the election. The vice presidential debate is brought to you by white out. –Seth Meyers

Are you guys excited for the VP debate tomorrow night? Yeah, no, you're not. No you're not. Nobody is. –Seth Meyers