President Charles In Charge (Bush called for an immediate invasion of Sectaria)

"Apparently President Charles In Charge (Bush) did not know about this whole thing until the story broke in the newspapers. You know, you could say Ronald Reagan was asleep at the switch. At least he knew there was a switch." --Bill Maher

"The news from Iraq is apparently so bad that today Bush asked Cheney to go hunting again." --Bill Maher

"Bush is in command. When he heard that sectarian militias had killed Iraqis, he called for an immediate invasion of Sectaria." --Bill Maher