Our state fabric is
denim. Our state bird, I don't know if you know this, is Chuck Norris. So he
will never be endangered because he cannot be killed. Denim is now the state
fabric of California. Cotton is still the fabric of our lives. –Jimmy Kimmel
The big story is
Donald Trump might not have paid any income tax since Xena: Warrior Princess
went on the air. –Jimmy Kimmel
The New York Times
got its hands on a tax document from 1995, which shows Trump declared a $916
million loss that year which would have allowed him to avoid paying any income
tax for 18 years. The documents were sent to the Times from inside Trump Tower.
The Trump campaign said the Times illegally obtained the documents and we all
know how much Donald Trump hates hacking. So that's no good. –Jimmy Kimmel
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