Hillary's
voters are now more excited to vote for Hillary than Trump voters are to vote
for Trump. Which is crazy because getting excited about Hillary is like getting
excited about taking your car in for an oil change. It's not fun, but the
alternative is your car bursting into flames. –James Corden
I
can't imagine why people are less excited about voting for Trump, but I guess
it could have something to do with insulting women, insulting minorities,
bragging about sexual assault, making fun of disabled people, making fun of
military veterans, making fun of NFL players who get concussions, antagonizing
fellow Republicans, not releasing his taxes, not having any real political
platform, banning journalists, re-tweeting white supremacists, and having hair
that looks like a poorly constructed scarecrow. Other than that, I've no idea
where he lost people. –James Corden
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