"The White House has
given permission for a company owned by the government of Dubai to run six U.S.
ports, including the Port of New York. Now Dubai was accused of supporting the
September 11th attacks and was one of only three countries to support the
Taliban. Now they're going to run the Port of New York. What's next, we'll put
Mexico in charge of immigration? How about Dick Cheney in charge of gun safety?
Courtney Love in charge of Olympic drug testing?" --Jay Leno
"President Bush now
is apparently giving an Arab country control to American ports. Does that seem
like a good idea? He's going to give control of American ports to an Arab
country. If he keeps this up, people are going to start questioning his
judgment." --David Letterman
"An Arab country in
charge of ports. That’s like FEMA in charge of disaster relief. That's like
Wayne Gretzky's wife in charge of your bank account. It's like Michael Jackson
as your nanny." --David Letterman

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