Saturday, October 1, 2016

He said there’s no such place as Cuba (there are a lot of bad actors out there)



According to the FBI, foreign hackers have made several attempts to breach voter registration websites in the United States with an intent to influence the outcome of the election or steal personal information. The FBI warned that that, quote, “Bad actors have been repeatedly trying to hack us.” It could be a number of suspects — Russia, China, Steven Seagal. Could be Matt Damon. There are a lot of bad actors out there. –Jimmy Kimmel
The director of the FBI is warning individual states to make sure their dead bolts are thrown and locks are on. They’re using dead bolts and locks to secure voter registration websites? Maybe that’s the problem right there. Those are for bicycles. –Jimmy Kimmel
Meanwhile, Donald Trump has a new scandal to deal with today. According to Newsweek, in 1998 he spent $68,000 on a business venture in Cuba. Which was illegal because of the embargo. Trump, of course, denied the allegations. He said there’s no such place as Cuba. –Jimmy Kimmel
Remember when Mitt Romney almost had to drop out of the race because he put his dog on the top of the car? They were simpler times. –Jimmy Kimmel


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