Bush's new plan to fight them here so we don't have to fight them there (Legacy)

"It's so cold, down in Washington, D.C., earlier today Dick Cheney shot the weather man. It's so cold here in New York City that Mayor Bloomberg decided to turn our ports over to the Eskimos." --David Letterman

"President Bush has arranged for al Qaeda to guard our ports. This is part of his new plan to fight them here so we don't have to fight them there." --Bill Maher

"Bush is not backing down. He says if this deal doesn't go through, it's going to be a slap in the face to the Arabs, which is amazingly ironic because we have four guys in Guantanamo Bay whose specific job is to slap Arabs in the face." --Bill Maher