It is the only place in the world where robbers get to keep the money (welcome to congress)

"Tom DeLay will still get to collect over a million dollars in congressional pension money. This is what's so great about Congress. It is the only place in the world where robbers get to keep the money." --Jay Leno

"Hurricane season is less than two months away. There's no joke here. I just wanted to give FEMA a heads up." --Jay Leno

"Tom DeLay announced that he will not run for re-election. However, he said he would continue to serve the people of his state by making them license plates." --Jay Leno