or as Bush calls him, 'The fourth Dixie Chick.'

"Bill O'Reilly is apparently on al Qaeda's death list. al Qaeda said they don't even think of him as an infidel. They just want to cut off his head, so he'll shut up." --Bill Maher

"The number one and number two best selling books on the Amazon list are attacks on President Bush. Both books call him incompetent and a liar. I tell you something, if President Bush read books, he'd be furious." --Jay Leno

"President Bush, the president of Iran and the president of Venezuela all spoke at the United Nations, and they all made a point of not listening to each other's speeches. Thank God for the U.N. Where would we be if world leaders didn't have a place where they could all get together and ignore one another?" --Jay Leno

"The president of Venezuela called President Bush the devil yesterday. His name is Hugo Chavez, or as Bush calls him, 'The fourth Dixie Chick.'" --Jay Leno