"That's right, 104 female lawmakers. In other words,
there's going to be a lot of filibusters that go like this: 'You know what you
did.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"A Miami judge issued Florida's first
gay marriage license yesterday, which makes it the 36th state to legally
perform gay marriages. Of course, most Florida residents are too old to
understand what that means. They'll say, 'Well, I think all marriages should be
gay, and merry.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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