The Florida trifecta! (he had to do the croc of shame)

A man in Florida was recently arrested after running into a liquor store with an alligator and chasing people who were shopping there. I'm just going to say it: This emotional support animal thing has officially gone too far. --James Corden

A liquor store and a live alligator. If only this man had been naked, we would've had a Florida trifecta. It was so close, so close! --James Corden

The whole thing was pretty embarrassing, though. The next morning, he had to do the croc of shame. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”