Porn to politics. That's kind of a lateral move, isn't it? (You know, like the Yankee pitching staff)

From May 2009...

"Here's an unusual story. Only in Louisiana! I love Louisiana politics. This is my favorite. A porn star named Stormy Daniels is now embarking on a listening tour of the state of Louisiana. She's considering running for the Senate. A porn star running for the Senate. Porn to politics. That's kind of a lateral move, isn't it?" --Jay Leno

"Miss California went to a gay wedding just for the free food. That's how bad' the economy is." --Jay Leno

"They say that swine flu is not as potent as they originally thought. You know, like the Yankee pitching staff." --David Letterman

"And Obama, so far, nobody can lay a glove on this guy because he's working so hard and doing a great job. But recently, he accidentally referred to Cinco de Mayo as Cinco de Cuatro. He apologized and said he only knows about 15 words of Spanish. Big deal. George W. Bush only knew about 15 words of English." --David Letterman

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