Ford was the only person to become president without winning an election ... besides President Bush (the guy who invented the automobile)

"Earlier today in Washington, funeral services were held for former President Gerald Ford and all the living presidents were there. That doesn't happen often. They all got together. President Carter called Ford a wonderful man. Bill Clinton called Ford a true American. And President Bush called Ford the guy who invented the automobile." --Conan O'Brien

"This week California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was released from the hospital after breaking his leg. Doctors say Arnold's leg will be broken for two months and his English will be broken forever." --Conan O'Brien

"Today was the funeral for President Gerald Ford. He passed away at 93. A very nice man. Ford was the only person to become president without winning an election ... besides President Bush." --Jay Leno

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