Kim Jong Un and President Trump had lunch and were served Häagen-Dazs ice cream. It was a special occasion for the North Koreans because they've never heard of Häagen-Dazs. Or lunch. --Conan O’Brien
President Trump said Kim Jong Un is "absolutely" invited to the White House. Unless, of course, Kim Jong Un wins the Super Bowl or the NBA Championship. --Conan O’Brien
In New York City, an Uber driver kicked a lesbian couple out of his car after they kissed. The real story here is that Mike Pence drives for Uber. --Conan O’Brien
George H.W. Bush turned 94 today, and he is now the oldest living president ever. Bush toasted himself saying, "Suck it, Thomas Jefferson." --Conan O’Brien
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