"According to a new ABC/Washington Post presidential poll, in just the last two months, presidential candidate Joe Biden has moved from one percent to two percent. I think he's peaking too early." --Jay Leno
"President Bush is standing by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Bush says Gonzales is an honorable man. You know what that means? George is drinking again." --David Letterman
"Reviews of Gonzales' performance were mixed. 99.99% of the people who saw it felt he embarrassed himself. The other .01% was this guy [on screen: Pres. Bush]" --Jon Stewart, on Alberto Gonzales' Senate testimony
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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