"Tony Blair, prime minister of England, is stepping down. He said he wanted to spend more time humping Bush's leg. He said he hopes people remember him as the people's poodle." --Bill Maher
"They didn't have the heart to tell Bush. They didn't say Blair was gone. They just said he went to live on a farm." --Bill Maher
"Apparently, we may have foiled a terrorist attack right here in America. Six bozos were going to attack the army base at Fort Dix, New Jersey. But Bush outsmarted them because, as we all know, every single American soldier is safely in Iraq." --Bill Maher
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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