decrying our corrupt culture while secretly indulging in it (Victimcrite)

      

"One Republican who is at tonight's debate is Louisiana Senator David Vitter. He returned to work today, fighting for his political life after his phone number turned up in the records of alleged DC madam Jane Pauley. What? I'm sorry, I misread that. Deborah Jeane Palfrey. That is a much less interesting story. Vitter's asked for forgiveness from God and his wife. But, of course, the Democrats have no respect for God or wives. So they made a political issue out if it. They say Vitter's a hypocrite. I say he's tonight's 'Word.' Victimcrite. The Dems are trying to use Vitter's human frailty for their politics of personal destruction 

[on screen: Whorehouse Veterans For Truth]. 

When Vitter replaced Bob Livingston, he then voted to impeach Clinton, calling President Clinton 'morally unfit to govern' 

[on screen: But Great Wingman]. 

Vitter has also campaigned as a family values conservative who received a prestigious award from the Family Research Council 

[on screen: Best Actor In A Marriage]. 

His critics are demanding the senator resign. I say, senator, your country needs you, stay strong 

[on screen: If You 'Stay Strong' More Than Four Hours, Call A Doctor]. 

Where would we be, folks, if everyone who advocated a position had to live up to it? That would mean anyone who supported a war would have to be willing to fight one 

[on screen: Pres. Bush and VP Cheney]. 

So, America, don't punish people like David Vitter for decrying our corrupt culture while secretly indulging in it. They're only doing it because they want to protect us so much, they're willing to save us from them 

[on screen: Victimcrite]. 

And that's 'The Word.'" --Stephen Colbert

      

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