Working on Dick Cheney's heart. Boy, talk about microsurgery (escape routes)

"Right now, my financial adviser tells me there is no 'hotter' place to buy than the Arctic Circle. The ice up there is melting thanks to, I believe, Al Gore. And it is revealing all sorts of resources like fish, diamonds, oil and gas, and most importantly, timesaving sea lanes that could cut sailing time from Germany to Alaska by 60% offering a convenient escape route for Alaska Senator Ted Stevens." --Stephen Colbert

"Over the weekend, Vice President Dick Cheney had a device implanted that monitors his heart beat. To test the device, doctors had to induce a mild heart attack. You know how they did it? They told him the price of oil dropped $20 a barrel. Working on Dick Cheney's heart. Boy, talk about microsurgery." --Jay Leno

    

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