That's the same deal NBC offered me (bachelor party)

"According to a report from a British web site, Saddam Hussein offered to step down and go into exile one month before the invasion of Iraq in return for $1 billion. He said he would go into exile for $1 billion. That's the same deal NBC offered me." --Jay Leno

   

"The president of Iran was the laughing stock of the world this week when he said there are no homosexuals in Iran. In fact, when he got on his Iranian airways jet to fly back home, the male flight attendant didn't speak to him the whole way. That's a pretty awful place to be gay. Did you know homosexuals are executed in Iran? But only if a homosexual act either between two men or two women is witnessed by four or more other men. That shows you the difference in our culture. Like in Iran, two women having sex witnessed by four men, that's called a capital crime. See, here, that would be called a bachelor party." --Jay Leno

     

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