Then the baby said, “So, do I get a doubles trophy?” (giant flag made out of wrenches)

President Trump gave a speech in Wisconsin yesterday — he actually spoke in front of a giant flag made out of wrenches. When he heard he’d be speaking in front of a bunch of tools, he said, “My Cabinet’s gonna be there?” –Jimmy Fallon

Congrats to Serena Williams! She just announced that she’s expecting a baby, which means she won the Australian Open while she was pregnant. Then the baby said, “So, do I get a doubles trophy?” –Jimmy Fallon

I read that after the success of their in-store cafes, Ikea might open its own restaurants. Which is great, until you have to assemble your own table. –Jimmy Fallon

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