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Sunday, April 23, 2017

Her name is Mable. She was a nurse in the Korean War (he's already fitting right in)




"This is historic. New York now has a new governor. Excited about that? This is getting weird. Yesterday, David Paterson was sworn in as the new governor of New York. And hours later, he admitted to having an extramarital affair. Yeah, so in other words, he's already fitting right in." --Conan O'Brien

"This is the latest on the Spitzer scandal. Details are still coming forward. It's been reported that the prostitute involved in the Eliot Spitzer scandal was once hired by Charlie Sheen, but Sheen is denying it. Yeah. Because it turns out Sheen has an air-tight alibi. He was with three other hookers at the time." --Conan O'Brien

"John McCain's daughter is in the news. John McCain's daughter says that a lot of guys don't want to date her because her dad makes her too high-profile. Yeah. That's part of the reason. It's also because McCain's daughter is 63 years old. Her name is Mable. She was a nurse in the Korean War. Lovely girl." --Conan O'Brien




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